KLINGON PROGRAMMING PROVERBS:
Specifications are for
the weak and timid!
This machine is a piece
of GAGH! I need dual Pentium processors if I am to do battle with this
code!
You cannot really
appreciate Dilbert unless you've read it in the original Klingon.
What is this talk of
'release'? Klingons do not make software 'releases'. Our software 'escapes'
leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake.
Debugging? Klingons do
not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak.
I have challenged the
entire quality assurance team to a Bat-Leth contest. They will not concern us
again.
A TRUE Klingon Warrior
does not comment his code!
By filing this bug report
you have challenged the honor of my family. Prepare to die!
Our users will know fear
and cower before our software! Ship it! Ship it and let them flee like the dogs
they are!