#1 | Once you have their money ... you never give it back. |
#3 | Never pay more for an acquisition than you have to. |
#4 | A woman wearing clothes is like a man in the kitchen. |
#6 | Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity. |
#7 | Keep your ears open. |
#8 | Small print leads to large risks. |
#9 | Opportunity plus instict equals profit. |
#10 | Greed is eternal. |
#12 | Anything worth selling is worth selling twice. |
#13 | Anything worth doing is worth doing for money. |
#16 | A deal is a deal ...until a better one comes along. |
#18 | A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all. |
#19 | Satisfaction is not guaranteed. |
#21 | Never place friendship above profit. |
#22 | A wise man can hear profit in the wind. |
#25 | There's always a ways out. |
#26 | As the customers go, so goes the wise profiteer. |
#27 | There's nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman. |
#31 | Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother ...insult something he cares about instead. |
#33 | It never hurts to suck up to the boss. |
#34 | Peace is good for business. |
#35 | War is good for business. |
#39 | Friendship is temporary, profit is forever. |
#40 | She can touch your lobes but never your latinum. |
#41 | Profit is its own reward. |
#42 | What's mine is mine, and what's yours is mine too. |
#44 | Never confuse wisdom with luck. |
#46 | Make your shop easy to find. |
#47 | Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own. |
#48 | The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife. |
#50 | Gratitude can bring on generosity. |
#52 | Never ask when you can take. |
#57 | Good customers are as rare as latinum -- treasure them. |
#58 | There is no substitute for success. |
#59 | Free advice is seldom cheap. |
#60 | Keep your lies consistent. |
#62 | The riskier the road, the greater the profit. |
#65 | Win or lose, there's always Huyperian beetle snuff. |
#68 | Ear stroking will get you anything. |
#69 | Ferengi are not responsible for the stupidity of other races. |
#71 | There's a customer born every minute. |
#72 | Never trust your customers. |
#73 | If it gets you profit, sell your own mother. |
#75 | Home is where the heart is ...but the stars are made of latinum. |
#76 | Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies. |
#79 | Beware of the Vulcan greed for knowledge. |
#82 | The flimsier the product, the higher the price. |
#85 | Never let the competition know what you're thinking. |
#89 | Ask not what your profits can do for you, but what you can do for your profits. |
#94 | Females and finances don't mix. |
#97 | Enough ...is never enough. |
#98 | Every man has his price. |
#99 | Trust is the biggest liability of all. |
#101 | The only value of a collectible is what you can get somebody else to purchase it for. |
#102 | Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever. |
#103 | Sleep can interfere . . . . |
#104 | Faith moves mountains ...of inventory. |
#106 | There is no honor in poverty. |
#109 | Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack. |
#111 | Treat people in your debt like family ...exploit them. |
#112 | Never have sex with the boss's sister. |
#113 | Always have sex with the boss. |
#116 | There's always a catch. |
#117 | You can't free a fish from water. |
#119 | Never judge a customer by the size of his wallet. |
#121 | Everything is for sale, even friendship. |
#123 | Even a blind man can recognize the glow of latinum. |
#125 | Count it. |
#135 | Never trust a beneficiary. |
#139 | Wives serve, brothers inherit. |
#141 | Only fools pay retail. |
#144 | There's nothing wrong with charity ...as long as it winds up in your pocket. |
#146 | Necessity, n. The mother of invention. Profit is the father. |
#153 | Sell the sizzle, not the steak. |
#162 | Even in the worst of times someone turns a profit. |
#168 | Whisper your way to success. |
#169 | Competition and fair play are mutually exclusive. |
#177 | Know your enemies ...but do business with them always. |
#181 | Not even dishonestly can tarnish the shrine of profit. |
#189 | Let others keep their reputation. You keep their money. |
#190 | Hear all, trust nothing. |
#191 | A Ferengi waits to bid until his opponents have exhausted themselves. |
#192 | Never cheat a Klingon ...unless you're sure you can get away with it. |
#194 | It's always good business to know about new customers before they walk in your door. |
#200 | If you're going to have to endure, make yourself comfortable. |
#202 | The justification for profit is profit. |
#203 | New customers are like Razor Toothed Greeworms. They can be succulant, but sometimes they bite back! |
#208 | Sometimes the only thing more dangerous than a question is the answer. |
#211 | Employees are the rungs on the ladder of success. Don't hesitate to step on them. |
#214 | Never begin a negotiation on an empty stomach. |
#218 | Always know what you're buying. |
#219 | Possession is eleven-tenths of the law. |
#223 | Beware the man who doesn't make time for oo-mox. |
#229 | Latinum lasts longer than lust. |
#236 | You can't buy fate. |
#239 | Never be afraid to mislabel a product. |
#242 | More is good ...all is better. |
#255 | A wife is a luxury ...a smart accountant a necessity. |
#261 | A wealthy man can afford anything except a conscience. |
#263 | Never allow doubt to tarnish your lust for latinum. |
#265 | The customer is always right ...until you get their cash. |
#266 | When in doubt, lie. |
#267 | Cheating is wrong, but it's good for business. |
#268 | Latinum is better than everything. |
#269 | A man is counted by his latinum. |
#284 | Deep down everyone's a ferengi. |
#285 | No good deed ever goes unpunished. |
#286 | When Morn leaves, it's all over. |